PSA: Passenger Seat Safety

"nermal" (nermal)
05/18/2015 at 10:27 • Filed to: domestic violence, helpful diagrams, move your leg, safety

I made a diagram to show front seat passengers the correct places to put their feet and legs in order to have a safe trip, free from physical and verbal abuse:

It’s quite simple to understand, really. KEEP YOUR DAMN SWEATY STINKY ASS FEET OFF OF MY FRESHLY CLEANED DASH.

Also, the last 8 times that I shifted into 5th gear, you got punched in the knee. WTF do you think is going to happen the next time? MOVE YOUR LEG.

Some passengers understand this concept quickly and easily. Others need a bit more encouragement.

DISCUSSION (9)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > nermal
05/18/2015 at 10:32

This diagram doesn’t cover the “feet out the window” situation. Is that the defenestration-at-speed zone?

nermal > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/18/2015 at 10:36

I’m ok with that.

random001 > nermal
05/18/2015 at 10:40

Nothing, and I mean nothing, can stop my wife from the feet on the dash. I wish. I have wishes.

desertdog5051 > nermal
05/18/2015 at 11:14

Feet on dash = won’t put on seat belt.

*pulls to curb, “ride by my rules or get out” *

Sethersm > random001
05/18/2015 at 11:46

Find picture on internet of someone who had feet on dash during accident. The level of gore is your choice. Print. Temporarily affix to dash prior to her next ride in your car.

random001 > Sethersm
05/18/2015 at 12:38

As a nurse in a trauma center, she scoffs at anything I show here that I say is gory. It's rough.

thebigbossyboss > random001
05/20/2015 at 10:51

Oh wow. I actually know a nurse who treated some guy who was riding with his feet on the dash. His pelvis was broken and he ended up dying. If that don’t stop her nothing will m8!

thebigbossyboss > nermal
05/20/2015 at 10:53

My car is small I hit just about everybodies knee with 5th. which is okay when it’s a girl. But when it’s one of my huge friends it’s not as nice. hahaha.

random001 > thebigbossyboss
05/21/2015 at 06:41

I'm doomed.....